E-mail Submitted by Angela:
I've been told that I'm a great guy, but I'll let you decide it for yourself.
1. I graduated college in ONLY THREE AND A HALF YEARS.
2. I've been PROMOTED TWICE IN A YEAR.
3. I won A CAR IN A CONTEST.
4. I have THREE VEHICLES.
5. I'm about to buy a SECOND HOME.
6. I've been told that I'm smart, kind, caring, and honest.
You'd have to be a little crazy to not write back, but just in case you should know that I hardly ever write to women. You've impressed me enough to make the first cut!
Congratulations!
Bruce
"I have a SMALL WIENER."
ReplyDelete^that
ReplyDeleteWinning a car in a contest is an accomplishment?
ReplyDeleteWhat everyone above me said.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, this guy is conceited. But if he's not lying, he's a cut above most people who send dating emails. I'm just sayin...
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, an email or a resume? Either way, I wouldn't reply.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who congratulates a person on receiving their e-mail is only cementing their reputation as a smarmy douche.
ReplyDeleteWhy else, is a guy "that great", looking for love on the Internet?
When I tell someone they're a great guy, there is always a "but" after. Let's try it:
ReplyDelete"You're a great guy, but you're not the one for me."
Then I block their number and shutter my house.
"You're a great guy, but I'm tired of you asking your sister to watch from the closet while we have sex."
ReplyDeleteHe hardly ever writes to women? Does that mean he writes to men?
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