12/19/2010

I Guess I'm Just a LITTLE CRAZY

E-mail Submitted by Angela:

I've been told that I'm a great guy, but I'll let you decide it for yourself.

1. I graduated college in ONLY THREE AND A HALF YEARS.
2. I've been PROMOTED TWICE IN A YEAR.
3. I won A CAR IN A CONTEST.
4. I have THREE VEHICLES.
5. I'm about to buy a SECOND HOME.
6. I've been told that I'm smart, kind, caring, and honest.

You'd have to be a little crazy to not write back, but just in case you should know that I hardly ever write to women.  You've impressed me enough to make the first cut!

Congratulations!

Bruce

10 comments:

  1. "I have a SMALL WIENER."

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  2. Winning a car in a contest is an accomplishment?

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  3. What everyone above me said.

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  4. Don't get me wrong, this guy is conceited. But if he's not lying, he's a cut above most people who send dating emails. I'm just sayin...

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  5. What is this, an email or a resume? Either way, I wouldn't reply.

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  6. Anyone who congratulates a person on receiving their e-mail is only cementing their reputation as a smarmy douche.

    Why else, is a guy "that great", looking for love on the Internet?

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  7. When I tell someone they're a great guy, there is always a "but" after. Let's try it:

    "You're a great guy, but you're not the one for me."

    Then I block their number and shutter my house.

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  8. "You're a great guy, but I'm tired of you asking your sister to watch from the closet while we have sex."

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  9. He hardly ever writes to women? Does that mean he writes to men?

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