Are You As Socially Maladjusted as My Picture Is Interesting?

E-mail Submitted by Julia:

Out of all the 100s of emails you get a day, it took you this long to open mine?

Hey my name is Ben and I was looking through all these profiles here on the internet thinking to myself; "Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women." And then I saw your profile and thought to myself: "Hey, here's a poor, desperate, lonely woman who's actually cute."  Are you as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture?


  1. The sad thing is, he probably thinks his honesty is refreshing.

  2. ^^"Friends say I'm rude and blunt, but I just tell it like it is. I'm not like all those other guys who'll lie to you and say that your ass doesn't look good in those jeans or that you're not a bitch when you're on your period. People think my honesty is refreshing, even if they don't say so to me out loud. They're jealous that I'm so honest.

    "So will you blow me?"


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