Statler, Waldorf, and a G-string?

E-mail Submitted by Sandy:

So, if you are like every other woman on this site, you get bombarded with emails from dozens of guys. I figured I'd try something a little different.

Are you sexually into the Muppets?



  1. I like to finger puppets....does that count?

  2. Why, yes! I've always wanted to get it on with Kermit! Something about that frog just gets me so hot . . . XD

  3. ^Knowing that and looking at your little elf self here Baku-chan, I'll never read your posts the same.

    I personally had it for Ralph.


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