Perhaps, But Perhaps Not

E-mail Submitted by Emily:

Do you believe in love?

I do.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I do.

Who writes to you speaking words of love?

I do.

My name is Chad and I am a bard of love.  It's so very important to me to have LOVE as my primary focus in life as it should be in everyone's life.  Your profile screams LOVE LOVE LOVE to me and I can do nothing but think of it all day.

I've been told that I come on too strong, but answer me truthfully, does LOVE come on too strong?  People have fought for it armies have died for it and millions sing songs of it.  It holds us together, binds us, and is truly the only thing that all people have in common.  LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I would LOVE to learn more about you and your own story of LOVE.  Perhaps we might share LOVE. 



  1. I read this. I no longer believe in LOVE.

  2. eh, give the guy a shot. What have you got to lose?

    Only love.

  3. Good grief . . .

  4. I'm pretty sure that every time he said love he meant sex.

  5. ♫ All you need is love (da da da-da dah) ♫

    Besides, how cool would it be to say you were dating a "bard" right?

  6. ^There is only ONE Bard, and alas, he is dead. :'(

    I'm speaking, of course, of John Lennon.


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