I'm Sure It's on Its Way

E-mail Submitted by Alexa:

i like the pic of you in yur bikini.  you have a great body and i want to touch it.  maybe you coul slut it up some more in your next pic but just only send that pic to me.  it wouldn't be right to post it online where anyone could see it.

dont forget to send that pic.



  1. I would've sent him a link to a porn site.

  2. I would have sent him a 'goatse'

  3. ahahahaha I love the "nice to meet you; here's my dick" stories have gained a new twist and a new life on the dating sites.


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