11/29/2010

How Silly of Me. I'll Fix it at Once.

E-mail Submitted by Colin:

I write this to every guy who has "watching movies" listed on his profile.  NEWSFLASH!!!!: women know that "watching movies" means "having sex while watching movies".  Don't change what you have on your profile.  Just be honest from now on.

Patricia
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  1. Claire (and Nikki)11/29/2010 2:27 PM

    If he's supposed to "be honest from now on" and indicate that when he says he enjoys "watching movies" he really means "watching movies *wink wink nudge nudge*" then how can he achieve that without changing what he has in his profile?

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  2. Anonymous11/29/2010 3:35 PM

    ^ Perhaps he can set it up so that a telepathic message will be sent to everyone who visits his profile.

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  3. Mellor12/02/2010 10:24 PM

    ...WHILE watching movies? Really?

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    1. Marnen Laibow-Koser10/09/2015 9:07 PM

      Yeah, who would do that? Sex and movies are both fun, but I'd rather be able to enjoy either one without distraction from the other.

      Snuggling and petting while watching a movie, however...

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  4. Claire (and Nikki)12/03/2010 1:18 PM

    ^It's incredibly hard (no pun intended) to do both. I had to see "Jurassic Park" three times and "Benny & Joon" twice before I finally got to see them all the way through.

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