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E-mail Submitted by Sandra:

Hi Sandra,

While I grew up in Tampa, I couldn't wait to get out.  I've been in LA since college and aside from occasional visits to family and friends who weren't as lucky to escape, I'm a California guy through and through.

I've performed at a bunch (if six is a bunch) of playhouses in the area.  I had two lead roles this year, and there are a lot of great auditions coming up.  and all over your tits.  Do you see plays a lot?  You might have seen something that I was in.

How often do you get out of the city?  I like it here more than most, but I'll never turn down a chance to visit the backcountry.  Ever been up north?

Bye again,


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    verb [ intrans. ]
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  2. @pyro

    You the guy who sent this e-mail?

  3. This is pretty awesome.

  4. Best submission ever! :)

  5. This is hilarious. Guess he's not a fan of proof-reading.

  6. I can't imagine how that ended up in the email, but damn it was funny!

  7. Anyone reminded of "Subliminal Message Guy" from SNL? Because this would totally be something he'd do. Holy God, how fantastic!

  8. What's even funnier is that this is the most coherent and well written email posted here yet!

    Good call Nikki, it's totally subliminal!

  9. Brilliant. Was it a mistake? We'll never know. But probably!


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