Being an Assistant Manager at the Gap Truly Is Laugh-Out-Loud Funny

E-mail Submitted by Henry:

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  :)

You seem like your a great guy.  How are you still single??????

Allow me to submit my aplication to be yours: I'm cute, smart, and I work at the gap (asisstant manager lol). 

I DIDNT drive for my whole life until last week when I just passed my road test (I'm almost 25 tho! lol).

I like to cook, drive around and be stylish.  You have some good outfits in your pics.  Who dresses you????  j/k lol

I have a good sense of humor and I hope you write back alright?



  1. Assistant manager at almost-25? Isn't that ancient in Gap years?

  2. She seems maybe a little bit immature, but she does have a full-time job..I think whoever submitted this definitely over-reacted, I think this message is fine...but I'm guessing what made it a bad message was that it came from a fat girl. Am I right?

  3. Nothing wrong with this message (Apart from the spelling but that's standard on the internet)


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