The Grass Isn't Always Greener

Story Submitted by Kristin:

Zack was a dreamy blond that played guitar in front of school during breaks and all the girls were crazy about him.  He was polite but aloof and I guess his hard-to-get demeanor made it possible for all the ladies to overlook that he was 5'2" at most.

I set my sights on him.  Word spread that he'd broken up with his mysteriously older university girlfriend and my efforts paid off.  After a while, he asked me out - the first girl in the school to ever be asked on a date with him.  Victory!

After our date out at an Italian restaurant, we drove to a scenic spot right next to a sewage treatment plant.

After that, we went back to his parents' house to hang out in their basement rec room.  A smelly dog rushed to greet us and Zack said, "You must be hot.  My dog has a boner."

Very nice.  Classy.  I changed the subject to talk about our families, and he said, "Your brothers are sure lucky to have a hot sister like you."

I asked, "Why would that make them lucky?"

He thought about it for a moment and said, "I guess they're not so lucky, then."

Nice recovery.  It was easy to let someone else take him off of my hands.