Something's Fishy

Submitted by Daniel:

I asked Jean out from an Internet dating site and when we first met there was a weird fishy smell.  I thought that maybe it was just the part of the city we were in, but it didn't go away as we walked around, or when we sat down to dinner.  It was driving me nuts.

When she went to the bathroom during dinner, the smell went away a bit, so I guessed that it was coming from her.

Sure enough, the smell followed us out of the restaurant and into the night.  I think it was getting worse and worse as the night went on.

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.  I asked her if she smelled it.  She told me that she went out for seafood lunch earlier that day and that it could have been from that.  She then insisted that it wasn't her nether regions. I was surprised that she said that.  I told her that I never said that it was, even though I was thinking it.

She was nice, but every time I thought of her afterward, that smell came to mind, and I just couldn't ask her out again.


  1. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Maybe she had seafood in her vagina. Then she would have been telling the "truth."

  3. Now that is some funny shit right there :D

  4. You should have asked her to sniff her vaginia just for the HALIBUT.

    I find it very COD that she would say 'it's not my vagina'

    If her snatch stunk bad imagine what her BASS reeked of?

    At the end of the date you could have said "I won't call you but I'll drop you a line and maybe we could hook up again'.

    oh, I kill me!

  5. try googling "fish odor syndrome"

  6. Maybe she has the fish odor syndrome: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria

  7. The trimethylamine gets released in the person's sweat, urine, reproductive fluids, and breath, giving off a strong fishy or body odor. Some people with trimethylaminuria have a strong odor all the time, but most have a moderate smell that varies in intensity over time. Individuals with this condition do not have any physical symptoms, and typically appear healthy.[5]

    ok.. now i feel bad for the poor girl :(

  8. Or maybe it was simply poor vaginal hygiene.

    We aren't doctors, so why assume?

  9. ...or maybe is was simply poor vaginal hygiene.
    We aren't doctors, so why are we assuming anything?

  10. Maybe it wasn't her hygiene. Maybe some dude threw up his tuna salad sammich going down on her?

  11. ^ This may start a paristaltic chain reaction.

  12. Actually, most likely she had chlamydia and hadn't gotten rid of it yet... that is the main symptom along with a vaginal discharge (that's what the "strong fishy smell" was). She was probably embarrassed by it... it's happened to me before when i caught that std from a cheating boyfriend.

  13. You know what they say..."Smells like fish, its a dish. Smells like cologine, leave it alone."

  14. wash her, and bring her to me.

  15. "wash her and bring her to me"



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