How Long Does it Take to Wash Your Hair?

Submitted by Kevin:

Alana and I had a mutual friend who had set us up.  I went to Alana's house to pick her up and called her when I was at her front door.  "Be down in a minute," she said.

Fifteen minutes later, I called her back up to make sure that everything was okay.  She said, "Yeah.  Down in a minute."

This next time, I waited twenty minutes.  I tried her again.  "I said I'd be right down," she said.  I asked her if she was going to be another half-hour, because I was a little tired of waiting.

She said that we should probably postpone because she had things to do.  That was pretty nervy, but there was nothing I could really do.  My only guess is that she must have peeked out of a window somewhere and summed me up in a moment.  A total lack of courtesy, and I wasn't going to waste any more time with someone like that.


  1. She probably wanted you to come upstairs and expose your penis to her. Maybe I was just confused since this story didn't involve date rape or dudes whipping out their yangs for a change.

  2. That was atrocious! Making someone wait outside the door like that!@#$%^

  3. You shouldn't have let her get away with that. You should have called her out on that and told her, not in a whiny, but in a matter-of-fact voice, that you find it disrespectful and that you're leaving.

  4. Anon #1 is right. This is completely off from the rest of the stories lately. You should have shown her Captain Winkie.

  5. @11:06
    Yeah that's what I would've done. If you've agreed to go on a blind date you at least have to have the courtesy to see it through. What a b-i-t-c-h.

  6. Maybe she wanted a gentleman who comes to the door and knocks instead of waiting out in the car. You called her to tell her you were outside why, to avoid meeting her roommate/parents?

  7. you should have pulled your pants off, yanked one out, wiped it on the curtains. then she really would have "things to do" like wash her curtains.


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