Submitted by Kevin:
Alana and I had a mutual friend who had set us up. I went to Alana's house to pick her up and called her when I was at her front door. "Be down in a minute," she said.
Fifteen minutes later, I called her back up to make sure that everything was okay. She said, "Yeah. Down in a minute."
This next time, I waited twenty minutes. I tried her again. "I said I'd be right down," she said. I asked her if she was going to be another half-hour, because I was a little tired of waiting.
She said that we should probably postpone because she had things to do. That was pretty nervy, but there was nothing I could really do. My only guess is that she must have peeked out of a window somewhere and summed me up in a moment. A total lack of courtesy, and I wasn't going to waste any more time with someone like that.
She probably wanted you to come upstairs and expose your penis to her. Maybe I was just confused since this story didn't involve date rape or dudes whipping out their yangs for a change.
ReplyDeleteThat was atrocious! Making someone wait outside the door like that!@#$%^
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't have let her get away with that. You should have called her out on that and told her, not in a whiny, but in a matter-of-fact voice, that you find it disrespectful and that you're leaving.
ReplyDeleteAnon #1 is right. This is completely off from the rest of the stories lately. You should have shown her Captain Winkie.
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ReplyDeleteYeah that's what I would've done. If you've agreed to go on a blind date you at least have to have the courtesy to see it through. What a b-i-t-c-h.
Maybe she wanted a gentleman who comes to the door and knocks instead of waiting out in the car. You called her to tell her you were outside why, to avoid meeting her roommate/parents?
ReplyDeleteyou should have pulled your pants off, yanked one out, wiped it on the curtains. then she really would have "things to do" like wash her curtains.
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