11/09/2009

Not the Droid I Was Looking For

Submitted by Margaret:

I've always been a Star Wars nut, so when my friend Phil invited me over for Star Wars and wine, how could I refuse?

Phil was a nice guy and I was a bit attracted to him, so I wondered if he would try anything that evening.

He did. After a couple of glasses of wine, he kissed me, then pulled away and told me to wait a moment. He left the room.

He came back with a lightsaber in each hand, screaming like a banshee and swinging them at me like he meant to murder me. One of them even hit me!

I screamed and ran out of his house. He called me up right afterward and I told him that I didn't like feeling physically threatened. The Force was not strong with this one.
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6 comments:

  1. JMG11/09/2009 10:04 AM

    Size matters not. Judged him by size, did you?

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  2. Anonymous11/09/2009 4:05 PM

    You should have blown him, Chewbacca!

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  3. Anonymous11/09/2009 4:36 PM

    I'm loving the fact that there is a star wars ad next to this right now..

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  4. Anonymous11/09/2009 8:01 PM

    ^ There are ads on this site? o_O

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  5. Anonymous11/10/2009 11:22 AM

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  6. dragynally11/10/2009 11:55 PM

    You screamed? I would have laughed and laughed. And still walked away. Oh and there is a star wars ad.

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