The Problem with an Honest Guy

Submitted by Vicky:

Ben practically inhaled his hummus wrap and then seemed upset that I hadn't finished my dinner in the same less-than-a-minute time.

I asked him what the hurry was, and he said, "I have work early tomorrow, and I want to maximize our bedroom time."

On the plus side, he offered to drive me home.


  1. He rushed his hummus to get maximum hummers from you.

  2. ok... and then?

  3. ...after he slept with you??

  4. LOL. I'm sorry. I know it wasn't funny at the time but its hilariaous now!!!

  5. I love a date story that's told in 3 sentences. Let's have more of these and less that read like a screenplay for a Woody Allen movie.

  6. So did you sleep with him?

  7. Probably slept with the guy. It still counts as a bad date right?

    lol... women.


Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.