Submitted by Ryan:
I had just finished fooling around in bed with Kristen. She was curled up next to me and we were quiet for a while.
Then, she asked, "Do you believe in God?"
I stiffened, but not in the good, between-the-legs way. I said, "Uh... I guess I just don't really give it much thought. I don't know."
"You don't know if you believe in God? Or you don't know if there is a God?"
I sighed. "I don't know. The second one."
She was quiet again. I asked her, "Do you believe in God?"
"Yes," she said without hesitation.
I replied, "Do you think that God killed the dinosaurs?"
She shrugged. "It was God's will."
"God's will sucks. Dinosaurs are awesome."
She pulled away from me, shaking her head.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"You're not taking me seriously."
"Well, wouldn't that also be God's will?"
She paused before saying, "I don't know."
I grinned. "Now we're both on the same page!"
I headed out after that. Neither of us, I suppose were ever particularly inclined to call the other again.
I love the comment about gods will sucking because he killed the dinosaurs and how her being frustrated as well. Jesus freaks are too much fun.
ReplyDeleteI dont think there is enough information for us to judge this story properly. It sounds like all she asked was if you believed and you turned it around on her to make her sound insane. Need more details.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused... Was this girl a Christian? If so, what was she doing sleeping around?
ReplyDeleteI know PLENTY of Christian girls who sleep around. Christian doesn't mean sex-drive-less.
ReplyDeleteI know plenty of Christian girls who sleep around, too, but I wouldn't actually call them real Christians.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone here is wrong it's you Ryan. Just because you don't agree with her views doesn't mean you have to jump down her throat about them. She wasn't trying to debate with you or convert you, just talk. Then you insult and attack her religion.l
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ReplyDeleteWow, chill out guys. First off at no point in this story would i say he "jumped down her throat". Unless you are using that statement as a poor innuendo for an act that may have taken place prior to the conversation about God. Second anyone who knows anything about Christianity would know that it states in numerous places how humans even saved will continue to sin and ask for forgiveness for those sins. Therefore her having sex has no bearing on her faith.
ReplyDeleteI think that OP was kind of a jerk (and I'm a non-Christian agnostic!), but he wasn't that bad compared to a lot of the other stories on this site, and that one line made it really worth it. Clearly, they had really different views on what's important and it wouldn't have worked out. Maybe he should have just tried to change the subject, but then he wouldn't get to say, "God's will sucks. Dinosaurs are awesome."
ReplyDeleteI can only assume the OP didn't already think that highly of her, and she was most likely just around for her "services" so to speak, as that was the most ridiculous reason I think I've ever read/heard to start a completely piontless arguement and break up with someone over. Quite silly imho and I hope you never find anyone as good as her the rest of your life. The whole thing could have been easily handled in a different fashion "had" he really had feelings for her.
ReplyDeleteThe first person who commented is a IDIOT, LOL! Most Christians could care less if someone is a Athiest, etc.. (Esp strangers).. But anyone who thinks that little conversation is the reason they haven't talked is a idiot, 90% of the stories on here are made up to begin with.. But this is by far the most pointless story..
ReplyDeleteOh btw, Why do you all assume she's Christian?
(I mean she most likely is but there are other religons, maybe not as popular but they're there.)