Submitted by Gina:
I'll be the first to admit that I have a few extra pounds, but I don't lie about my appearance. I post actual photos of my actual self online.
Kevin and I met on a dating site and he asked me out for drinks at a bar downtown. I made it to the bar first and waited on a bench outside. There were a lot of other people around, and a girl in a green outfit was standing next to me and smoking.
My phone rang. It was Kevin. He asked, "Are you here yet?"
I said, "Yeah I'm outside."
"I'm almost there. I can see the place from here. Is that you?"
"Is who me?"
"The one standing next to the fat chick on the bench?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"Good night."
I hung up and left before he made it there. Asshole.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* hahahahahah ha!
ReplyDeleteIt's not his fault you're fat.
ReplyDeleteWhat a douche canoe.
ReplyDeleteHow to tell if a story is fake 101: if he can see that you're fat, he can also see that you're the one on the phone.
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ReplyDeleteNo pity for the fatties
ReplyDeleteAlmost died choking on my food after reading this one.
ReplyDeleteThis was the most hilarious post I've seen on here! Most of these stories are more weird than they are funny.
ReplyDeleteHowever, now I'm thinking that FML which was posted was fake... About 50% of those are fake anyway.
Your 2 options for getting laid were this guy and rape. Better start hanging out in parking garages, moon pie
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't about figure or size or weight or body contour. this was about LACK OF MANNERS AND RESPECT. Even if this lady was smaller, her jerk of a date would have made a crack about something else about her, because he's an @$$hat and that's all there is to it.
ReplyDeleteoooookkkkk fatty
ReplyDeleteThis was probably him trying to neg her - he saw her pictures.
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