All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom

Submitted by Ana:

Sal asked me out to a local club for drinks and dancing.  It had been forever since I had done anything like that, and I figured that it would be a refreshing way to unwind after a week at work.

The band blasted their music and I had a couple of drinks, but he was downing alcohol like it was going out of style.  I couldn't help but notice that he began taking an interest in every girl who walked by.

He sighed after watching one of them and I asked, "Something wrong?"

He said, "Nothing's wrong, baby.  Want another?"

I told him no thanks, and he chugged down his umpteenth beer.

On the dance floor, we started dancing together, but then he moved on to at least three other women.  After twenty minutes, he returned to me and I asked, "Having fun?"

He said, "What's that supposed to mean?"

I said, just joking, "How many are you planning on bringing home?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This is a date, right?"

He paused for a sec then asked, "You're not my fucking mother, right?"

I tried to take it as a joke, but he took off.  Whatever.  I kept dancing and I wouldn't let him ruin my fun.

Of course, my curiosity finally got the better of me and I went to look for him.  I found him talking to one of the girls on line for the bathroom.  He was trying to hand her something and she put up her hand and shook her head.  Then he moved on to the next girl and the same thing happened.  When I made it closer, I saw what he was doing.

He was trying to pass out condoms to them!

I grabbed his shoulder and yelled, "What the hell are you doing?"

He said, "I'm proving you right!  I'd fuck anybody!"

One of the girls on line said, "I wouldn't fuck you."

Another one said, "Me neither."

I said to him, "You're a fucking idiot," and turned around, but he grabbed my shoulder and yelled in my face, "Don't you walk away from me!"

But then two other guys walked by and grabbed HIM and shouted at him, "What do you think you're doing, you sack of shit?" and began punching him!  Oh man.

The girls on line all started clapping, but I walked away and straight out of the club before anyone could interact with me further.  I was shaking all the way home.


  1. some of us are just jerk magnets honey. I'm sorry you had a bad experience and hope your next is better. :o)

  2. That was a DOA (dead on arrival) relationship lol.Thank God you got out scot free hun.

  3. Pfeh, teenagers.

  4. You can tell it was fake the way it fell to shit at the end. You fail so bad you even fail at make-believe.

  5. oh geesus that's intense

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