2/02/2012

I'll Be Darned

Email Sent in by Wendi:

I'll be Rhett Buter. You be Scarlet. I'll be heads. You be tails. I'll be yes. You be no. I'll be metal. You be wood. I'll be dinner. You be breakfast. I'll be sunset. You be sunrise.

I'll be apples. You be oranges. I'll be birds. You be fishs. I'll be yellow. You be magenta. I'll be waking. You be sleeping.

I'll be beer. You be wine. I'll be loud. You be quiet. I'll be bacon. You be a vertical bacon sandwich. Together.

Chris

9 comments:

  1. I don't know what I'd do without Urban Dictionary.

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  2. Probably Glass Plating or getting a Glass Sandwich.

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  3. You play glockenspiel, I'll play drums.

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  4. You keep him distracted. I'll get the dart gun.

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  5. When the hell did magenta become the opposite of yellow? Did I miss a memo?

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    1. Must be some new art school thing. When I went to art school, I made FIVE color wheels in four years. Each time, green was the opposite of red, and purple was the opposite of yellow. (Orange was always the opposite of blue. I wonder if that's changed too?)

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  6. at first this reminded me of the iron & wine song, "your fake name is good enough for me," and i was pulling for him, right up until that vertical bacon sandwich.

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    1. Had someone not mentioned Urban Dictionary, I never would have known that "vertical bacon sandwich" was a sex thing.

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    2. i think it's entirely possible that i just have too vivid of an imagination or too much in common with internet trolls, because when i read vertical bacon sandwich, i knew exactly what he meant.

      also, if i did eat bacon, this imagery would have turned me off of it for sure.

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