I'm Just Here for a Frozen Pizza

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About me:

There are lots of Nobel prizes and gang awards but there is only one me so if you win my heart then you have won the prizecow. When we are at the grocery store together you put down your list and clothes and I will tell you I love me and you will then make me the warmest in the frozen food section. They will not see because of condensation and then quietly we will leave it, you and I.


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