Story Sent in by Mercedes:
Bill wore a rumpled suit out on our date. It looked like a raisin, it was so wrinkled. Funny thing was that he didn't even have to wear a suit - we were going someplace pretty informal. But I guess he wanted to try and impress and I gave him some points for that. After dinner I found out why he wore the suit.
We were walking outside and he guided us into a discussion of how people wear masks and have identities they keep hidden from others. Then he stopped short and said, "Do you hear that?"
I listened but aside from the traffic nearby I didn't hear anything unusual. He then ran at the closest building, took off his dress jacket, his white shirt, his godawful purple tie, and his pants. Underneath he was wearing a full Superman costume.
He shouted, "To infinity and beyond!" and then ran away at full speed. He left me and his clothes behind.
After this brush with superheroism, I just went home.
6/19/2017
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I thought Superman was, "up, up and away!"
ReplyDeleteToo lazy to check though.
Clark Kent's not even trying any more
ReplyDeleteSuperman is,"up, up and away !" Buzz Lightyear is," To infinity and beyond!" That is the only thing I found annoying about Bill. You can be all the super hero that you want but if you misquote popular catch phrases I lose all respect.
ReplyDeletereally, the heck with that misinformed type of nonsense
DeleteSomeone lost a bet or something?
ReplyDeleteOr a really involved game of Truth or Dare.
DeleteDo you guys and girls remember the date story, where the guy wore a Superman t-shirt underneath his button-up shirt? And he unbuttoned it during the date and kept coughing and pointing and indicating that she acknowledge that he's Superman and she didn't?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I like to think that guy evolved into this guy and brought it to the next level lol =D
I really, really, really want to read that story.
DeleteKay, yes. I was trying to find that one yesterday to post a link to it. But I couldn't get it to come up in any searches. Weird.
DeleteAnyway, maybe it's the same guy? He just upped his game.