Notion of the Motion of the Lotion

Profile Sent in by Kris:

About me:

I like to take things slow. Like most people I want to learn about you before we get into rubbing flavored lotions all over each other and licking them off like my last boyfriend who poured flavored lotion all over me but it had a bad chemical in it (old old lotion) and he moved away.


  1. He went on to be quite successful for a while. Women were just diving into holes to rub the lotion on the skin. But nay-sayers finally stopped him and now the world is deprived. It's a shame, because I'd do him. Actually, I'm pretty sure HE'D do him, too.

  2. ...and he "Moved Away".
    Read - Dead


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