11/15/2016

Nerve and Protect

Story Sent in by B.:

Joanne showed up on our date with another guy. She introduced him as Nick and said that he was her ex from a few years ago. She said that they were friends and asked me if I had a problem with her still being friends with him.

I didn't but I wondered why she had brought him along. She said, "For protection."

Nick then gave me a dirty look, like some punk.

We went out to lunch and all paid for ourselves to eat. I barely spoke to either of them and Nick was giving me nasty looks the whole time. I took off right afterward.

8 comments:

  1. Op, WHY DID YOU STAY THAT GIRL IS CRAY.

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    1. Bob Frost approves of this rhyming comment.

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    2. Looks like Joanne has miles to go before she sleeps...with any men.

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  2. I don't blame you for not talking to either of them OP. If I had Nick giving me dirty looks, I'd be ready to get the hell out of there myself.

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  3. OP missed his chance to throuple up!

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  4. An entry for the "1001 Ways to Ensure You Won't Get a Second Date" book!

    Eh, on the good side, at least they paid for their own food!

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  5. I think if Nick were really a punk, he would still be "boyfriend" not "Ex"

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  6. She'll always be single because she's sending men running for the hills. Now the question is... Joanne... is this self-sabotage or is she truly this ignorant? Hopefully the first one because the ladder would mean she's oblivious to her repellent.

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