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It is beautiful out and the sun shines. A man once told me that honesty is the best thing so here is pure honesty. I am a pile of rats masquerading as a man. We wear men's clothes and look and act like I am a man well enough (we can type after all) but we are really a colelction of 50 rats just trying out being a man. No one knows this (not even my family or coworkers) but I feel safe telling you. The questions is....... do YOU???
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I do not feel safe. I DO NOT FEEL SAFE.
ReplyDeleteWillard? Willard, is that you?
ReplyDeletePile of rats, what's the matter with you?
ReplyDeleteYou don't act like the other rodents do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a bunch of rats.
The grammar on this profile is atrocious, even for a stinking pile of ratfolk.
ReplyDelete"DO YOU?" Do you what? "Do you are a pile of rats?"
Call me speciesist, but this is why I've only ever dated humans.