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Email Sent in by Ben:


You took me out to a Twins game once. That was years ago. I have never forgotten how you ate a hot dog in a single bite. What a great party trick! I write now because I need you to show me how to do that. Lots of hot dogs lately. Can you solve this?



(Ben says, "I went to lots of Twins games but I have no recollection of Emma. Or of my apparent talent.")


  1. I think you should be more worried that she found you afterward. Also, if you can do that and are just being modest, you have my respect.

  2. Is this a weird suggestion about oral sex? I am not trying to be coy I really have no idea.

    1. The best way out is always through...and back out, and through again.

    2. I see what you did there --

      and --

      I agree to that, or in so far
      As that I can see no way out but through


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