A Dish Best Not Served

Story Sent in by Beav:

Dori contacted me off of a dating site and we met for a first date. She was different from other people I had dated because she insulted me almost the entire time. She said things like, "Why did you order the chicken quesadilla? Are you gay or something?" and "You got a bachelor's degree in economics from Vanderbilt? Like that's gonna help you with anything."

I finally called her on her crap and asked her why she liked putting me down so much.

She replied, "Do you remember Kim Lawson?"

I had a faint recollection of the name. Someone I had dated in college? Yep. One date. She had told me that she didn't want a second date. It was a few years ago.

Dori continued, "She's my friend. You dumped her. Now I'm just getting revenge for her." Dori gave me an irritating smirk.

I said, "She actually told me that she didn't want to go out with me again after only one date. You've been misinformed."

"Are you calling Kim a liar?"


Dori evidently didn't plan for that answer because she didn't have any comeback for that. I insisted that she pay for her half of the bill even though she swore she wouldn't. And then I went home and that was it.


  1. Fun Fact: Chunky Horse first brought quesadillas to the Mayans in 386 BCE.

  2. Why did you read this comment? Are you gay or something?

  3. Also...how old is this chick? So immature. I guess she and Kim REALLY showed him. Lol

  4. Honey, I think we need to talk about the Beav...

  5. I wouldn't have been able to stand a guy who acts like Dori. She was very rude!


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