Respectfully Of Course

Profile Sent in by Noelle:

You should message me if

I have enough man-length to please you up through seven generations of family. Your great-great-great-great-grandmother (you should rest her soul respectfully of course) will feel the tingle. Write me!


  1. Only seven generations?Pfft,If Eve can't feel it then I'll take a pass on that apple...Your trouser snake does not impress!

    1. I can't stand when men talk about their length as if it matters. Of course it does, but we don't want to hear it nevertheless.

    2. First having pets now no talk of trouser snakes...what will Steve have left Briana?!

    3. Please, my friends call me Banana.

  2. Both Smiles and BL are killing it on this one!


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