This Will Be Easy for Me


  1. Maybe it will work if the "match" is down clicking the "BDSM" option?

  2. I always wonder: do people like this have friends? If so, why do they not gently tell them why this tactic never works?

  3. He just keeps 50 Shades of Grey on loop in his basement apartment.

  4. That might be taking the negging just a bit too far.

  5. Wow. At least he doesn't make you sit through a whole date before you realize this guy should never and probably will never breed.


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