Wallflower at the Weenie Roast

Email Sent in by Eric:

Hi Eric,

You just left. I had to write this to you. I hope you had fun last night. I am not sure if I did. My jury's still out. I guess there's no real simple way to talk about your dick but I wanted to let you know that it really grossed me out. (YOU SAID YOU LIKE HONESTY!!!) Buy yah it was plenty gross. Would you like to talk about it?



  1. Oh of course I would just LOVE to talk about how much my genitals disgust you! Why didn't you ask sooner?!

    Good god woman. What is wrong with you?

  2. Not very tactful of her, but I gotta know the details. Was this a case of bad hygiene? Was it shaped like a corkscrew?


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