I Can't Imagine Why

Profile Sent in by Clarence:

About me:

Way too may horndogs on this site. No I will not respond and tell you my bra size or what color it is or anything like that. Why do guys think this will work? For reference I am currently wearing a Victoria's Secret red bra with black trim.


  1. Clearly an expert in the art of mixed message!

  2. "...and PLEASE don't ask me about my panties which are purple and made of silk. And whatever you do, don't ask me which position I prefer in bed because the answer is definitely NOT doggystyle."

  3. "I absolutely, under no circumstances, will NOT send any nudes of ANY KIND. There are so many perverts asking for them! God, when did dating become so carnal? For the record, I have a gallery of nude photos available for viewing at mixedsignals.org for free."


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