Comfortably Thumb

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About me:

I love to garden! Some say I have a green thumb! There are no people who say they have a red thumb or purple thumb. Not sure what that means! What would a red thumb mean? Someone who's good with medicine, maybe a doctor (blood is red). Purple would be someone who is maybe royal since purple is a royal color. A blue thumb! Someone who is good at studying the cold. A yellow thumb would be someone who studies sunlight. An orange thumb - someone who studies fruit. And a brown thumb. A POO PERSON!!!


  1. So THAT'S how they came up with that emoji...

  2. Red thumb, my girlfriend is on the rag.
    Purple thumb, my girlfriend smashed it with a hammer after I said she was on the rag.

    Also, "blood is red".....really?!


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