Effective Profile Wannabe

Profile Sent in by Vanessa:

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Photography. If you're a true photographer you won't have time to think about anything else. I'm tired of all these wannabe photographers who post up crap they shot on their iPhones and slap on a filter and think that they're Dorothea Lange or Henri Cartier-Bresson. YOU'RE NOT. I use TWO darkrooms to do my work. How many do YOU? Wannabes wannabes wannabes I'm surrounded by wannabes. And you know the weird thing? The biggest wannabe I know is my ex-friend Jacob Watanabe....... notice it? THE WORD WANNABE IS STITCHED INTO HIS OWN LAST NAME. It's like his own parents knew what he would become.... so sad! Anyway if you and I date you will NOT be meeting him or any other such wannabe!


  1. Ironically, this guy is wannabe date material. So sad indeed.

  2. Two dark rooms?! Dude! So, like, is one, like, inside the other so like, the second one is twice as dark as the first one?


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