This Not Be Okay

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All of my past girlfriends have had terrible hidden problems. It's like I had bought a nice pristine lawn but was infested with snakes that I didn't know about. Only one was really great and I deserve her or better. Sorry but it's the truth. So if some of my questions are personal or probing do not take offense. In fact, taking offense is a great way to prove to me that you're too sensitive and not right for me! Just let things go their own way and I will likely be satisfied. But you have to trust me. Trust that I won't make you ucomfortable to take a big dump in your lap when you aren't looking. Can this not be okay?

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