So Where Is He?

Profile Sent in by Danise:

In his own words

Take achild feed him wisdom he becomes a man. Take a girl feed her man she becomes a woman. Let me feed you a bounty smorgasboard. For I am man!

I am originally from a small southern state (lets call it louisana for now) where I was raised to be strong. Now I am in my prime and I am powerful enough to bring you the man you deserve. I work in construction (a man's man's man) and will be able to carry you across the marriage doorway and into the sex-bed. Have no fear of that! I am 100% pure southman. Let me give you the man you deserve.


  1. "I am 100% pure southman!" Ah. He's aAn ass-man.

    Also, is he trying to say one can only become a woman through cannibalism?! They never taught us that part in health class...

  2. Jizz, Andrea. He's talking about jizz.

  3. I know, but the way he phrased it was bizzarre. Like, I picture a man jizzing and it just forms into another man made of entirely spunk.

    Maybe I'm the only one.

  4. So according to him, all children are male unless you neglect to feed them "wisdom." Okay...

  5. All that other stuff was garden variety crazy, but I just can't get over "sex-bed". Something really wrong/creepy/disgusting about that. Also people from the south refer to themselves as Southerners, not "Southmen". What the hell kind of bullshit is that?

  6. Only if you're from "Louisana."

  7. Because he's the man Danise deserves, but not the one she needs right now.


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