This Little Piggy Went to College

Story Sent in by Kimberly:

The first date I ever went on in college was also my shortest. I had arranged to meet Paul in front of the student union and when I did, he said, "Great to meet you. Could you spin around? I like to inspect the goods."

Demeaned but also young and dumb, I spun around slowly for him. He said, "Oh yeah. I like what I see."

Then a thought occurred to me. I asked him, "Would you mind spinning around? I like to inspect the goods, too."

He was all too eager, and he even spun around twice, making a silly pose each time.

I shook my head and stepped back. "Sorry," I said, "I don't like what I see."

"What?" he said, "Oh, come on!"

Nope. Sorry. I left the little piggy right where I found him and went straight home.


  1. When you spun around, this guy was like "Sweet!" Good thing you ditched him. It could have gone poorly for you.

  2. I wish I was this quick on my feet in a true moment of ickiness.


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