The Worst Zombie Ever

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The six things I could never do without

I believe that eating the brain of another living being is the only way to truly become smarter. I don't kill things, but I will eat the brains of freshly dead roadkill. No I am not a hick so stop askin. I am based in scientific knowledge. If you eat the muscles of a chicken you wil grow muscles. Stands to reason if you eat brains, you will grow brains. My father is a doctor and he swears this is true.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Politics and how much better we'd all be if the politicians from both sides of congress met up over a dinner of brains. Think of the smartness that would be there and the atupidness that would be gone.

On a typical Friday night I am

Frying brain with friends.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit

taste human brain once. Too salty. lol


  1. Somewhere, some hick's doctor father is chuckling away.

  2. Who doesn't want to get rid of atupidness

  3. "He is based in scientific knowledge"

    Or is that "basted in" scientific knowledge? idk... still have the other story in my head...


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