Monkeying Around

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Oomf! I just fell down off a cloud where the dancers sing and the singers dance! If you ask me out you have to be okay-dokay with monkeys. I want to own one SO BAD. SO MAD I will be if I don't end up owning one ever. It's legal but they are expensive! I might want our monkey and child to sleep together. Yes, you guessed it, I studied mammal biology and I studied kids who interact with monkeys. Kids and monkeys love kids. I imagine them sleeping together in bed, a kid with a real monkey next to him but also with a stuffed monkey and a monkey with a stuffed person or action figure/doll next to him too. Eat your heart out, hallmark!

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