2/24/2012

Who'll Stop the Rain?

Profile Sent in by John:

Who I'm looking for:

In my last relationship it never rained. The day he broke up with me it rained for a week straight. I will know if you are the one for me if it never rains when we're together.

4 comments:

  1. If you replace the word "rain" with "golden shower" this brain-dead profile becomes unintentionally hilarious.

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  2. Didnt know they had dating webpages in the Sahara region

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  3. I don't follow the logic. The "no rain" guy LEFT her, so obviously they weren't meant to be together in some cosmic meterological fashion. So, why then, would the next guy have to also cause no rain? It doesn't guarantee anything...

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  4. Don't try and understand crazy. It's not supposed to make sense.

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