What Watching Too Much Disney Will Do to You

Email Sent in by Chris:


I have been a baker for pharaohs and a master of eagles. I have been a virgin-wrangler for princes and eaten at the tables of lords among rodents. I have screamed atop cliffs and rode top winged horses! If your life is similarly impressive, then write me!




  1. I'm calling BS on this one. The last Pharaoh died in 30 BC (Cleopatra's son). Julia probably isn't over 2000 years old... ;-)

    1. Hmmm, on second thought, perhaps her winged horse also acts as a time machine...

  2. Hmph. Guess I'd better just go ahead and die then. Julia said so.


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