Don't Step in the Theses

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About me:

From where I sit I can see everything (on a clear day you can see forever what?) and I see people in pants but in their pants the butts are cut out of the pants so they're all walking around with their butts hanging out and all I can think of is "you know all of our butts look about the same. Maybe people are more alike than I ever thought" and then I write a thesis about it and am glad with lemonade and straw.

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