Artists Are Animals

Email Sent in by Julia:

Hey hot stuff. A banananananana is missing from your still lifes. Permit me to place it there lovingly between the melons. We can also place a ming vase there and a rumpleumpleumpleumpleumpled table cloth to drape because thats in all still lifes. We splash paint emphatically across the canvas upon the melons and the bacon sandwich that we have gently nestled vertictictictictictictically between the vase and the windowsill. I WIL EAT IT AT ONCE OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!! like a cookie monster between your loaf thighloafs


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