Dare I Ask About an Atypical Friday Night?

Profile Sent in by Ashley:

On a typical Friday night I am:

Don't laugh. I sometimes follow my exes to see where they go and what they're up to. I'm not a stalker but I just want to see what they're doing with their lives. I don't want to kill them, slay them, or hollow them out and make them into funny stuffed puppets. I just want to know what they're doing, if for nothing else to make sure they're happy!


  1. Well, I'm not laughing...

  2. I truly value people who write like this, their insanity and imbalance is upfront, they let you know right away so if you choose to respond and are later abducted or found bound in a shallow grave (or hollowed out and made into a funny stuffed puppet) it's really your own fault.

  3. Yes - and when I pull a gun on someone in dark alley and ask for their wallet it is just to make sure their driver's license hasn't expired.

  4. ^Driving on an expired license is a crime. I'm glad SOMEBODY out there is going to the lengths needed to ensure the orderly running of society.

  5. Best pickup line:


  6. Any laughter he gets in response to that would be purely of the nervous variety.

  7. Buffalo Bill's cousin Fred wants everyone to know he's really a nice guy with only good intentions, and not at all like SOME members of his family.


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