What Too Much Soda Does to You

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Do not read any further but do not stop reading... I have made rituals about this site... perhaps you. Wing here is part of them.

I have a cousin. His name is Noodle. He told me about this site when we sat upstairs at his house one winter with no heat. I am a christian. I like the smell of pine trees but not as an air freshener. I work in operations for a soda company. No I cannot get you free soda.


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