One More Year and I Would Have Made it to Cincinnati

Profile Sent in by Ellen:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I'm sort of the black sheep in my family. I would spend a lot of time in the basement growing up but not doing anything dumb like videogames on the computer for so many hours. I would pretend to dig up dead realatives! We had a dirt floor and I always covered it with a blanket and I dug for three years going until my father found it and made me fill it back in over night. My dad and I don't get along now and I can trace it back to that as a result.


  1. "It puts the lotion on its skin..."

  2. Should've invested that time into videogames...

  3. ^Lol, I was thinking the exact same thing!


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