He Didn't Start the Fire

Profile Sent in by Elle:

What I'm doing with my life:

I have an obsession with fireplaces. I like antique ones, modern ones, all kinds. It's my stated personal goal to see every fireplace in America! I want to take a photo of myself in front of them all. It's hard because most people are physically protective of their fireplaces like they were their own children! You light them on fire, people! They're not your kids! Why I'm treated so bad I'll never know. Please write back if you're interested in helping me. If you have a fireplace (i.e., you don't live in an apartment without a fireplace) then we should definitely start talking.

1 comment:

  1. This guy's B&E rap sheet must be pretty freakin long.


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