Whoops! How Embarrassing!

Profile Sent in by Ari:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

Um……… i dunno. I bake??

I lost my last job babysitting because I fogot about the kid and went out with my friends!!!! omg so embarassing…… i'm absent minded but i have a good heart…….


  1. By the way, I really want to have lots of kids, and then forget about them.

  2. You know, I'm absent-minded. At work I go to get something and have to change course a quarter of the way there because I remembered something else I had to get or changed my mind. I misplace things. That is absentmindedness. Forgetting a child placed in your care and abandoning it? That's "I'm high on drugs"-level negligence.

  3. I'd read it that she forgot to go to work in the first place rather than abandoned the kid once she'd got there, but I don't know why I still have faith in humanity.

  4. ^ I would hope that was the story, but then why would she say "I forgot the kid" rather than "I forgot the job". I sincerely hope it happened the way you read it, simply because this girl might have another baby-sitting job somewhere...

  5. "Um……… i dunno. I bake??"

    Means she's a pothead. Explains why she forgot she had a babysitting job.


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