Run, Loser, Run

Profile Sent in by Jane:

What I'm doing with my life:

I'm a long distance runner. I ran away from home and never went back. You would too if you'd had a wife and three screaming kids! Divorce is final now--DON'T WORRY. Wife always said "why are you always running? where are you running to?" not into your bedroom anymore!!! ha!!!!


  1. This guy could have saved himself the time of writing a paragraph if he had just copy-pasted "I'm a dick." thirty times.


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