Depends. Smooth or Chunky?

Email Sent in by Jenna:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
Can you swim


  1. Chunky. I like a little butter with my nuts.

  2. Not to sound racist or anything, but methinks the OP might be black...?


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