Practice Safe Snacking

Profile Sent in by Bobby:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I made cookies once for a boyfriend and it caused the breakup. Not my fault. I baked condoms into the cookies and didn't tell him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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  2. I mean, who doesn't love the taste of latex in their food. Pansy-ass whiner!

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  4. They might have been in their foil packaging

  5. I may have purposely performed certain actions which inevitably led to the end of the relationship but IT WASN'T MY FAULT!


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