Don't I Know It

Profile Sent in by Arthur:

What I'm doing with my life:

My dad is a worldwide economist and he says the u.s. is going broke! When you are ready you should email me your plan just in case! Where will you go? Where will you live? How will you provide for a family that needs warm and good looking clothes?

I'm kind of a clothing nut so this is important to me. we could always pick clothes off the dead but I won't wear them until you've washed them and even then I probably shouldn't know where you got them! Dead clothes are weird. Who wants to smell like mothballs and putrid flesh haha?


  1. Because dead people always make sure to mothball their clothes before they die.

    Just in case they'll be needing them again - who says zombies can't take pride in their appearance?

  2. I like how he's not the one who's going to be washing these clothes.


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