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Who I'm looking for:

I baby sit my friends' kids sometimes and those kids eat evertything and anything. I have to pretend that I eat everything with them and so the person who I end up with his to be good with kids but also be good at making it look like you're eating shit when you're really not. I'm a pro at this and can teach you, but the kids are getting older and smarter and they know when I don't really eat.

I've come up with ways and written them down so that we can pracrtice together. Baby sitting is a big part of my life, and if you want to be any part of my life then you need to learn how to do this.

Also it wuld help if you learned how to talk while gargling. The kids looooooove this too!


  1. Presumably she's also a pro at talking while gargling.

  2. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

    [Muffled voice] Dmm thtsssh a bgh wun


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