After the Operation

Email Sent in by Charlene:

You prob get emails from all kinds of guys an why respond to them all? I'm different and you should maybe reply to me. Free dinner and respect included!

Most women I've found on here are making my blood boil. They are vapid and have nothing really in their brains besides "how much money do you make" and "let's watch bieber together or some stupid concert movie now".

If someone like you was like that then I would do it. I would do it for you! My name is bad Eric. It's an old nickname I'm not really bad bwahahaha. You are not like other women on this site but if you are then I'll deal with it the way me bad Eric deals of it. I will sacrifice for you you're prob worth it unless you're not and crumple crumple.



  1. Well crumple crumple to you, too.

  2. Yep, crumple them all I say!

  3. Crumple Crumple is probably similar to the sound dirt makes as it hits the wooden coffin which Eric has placed Charlene in alive.

  4. I think you should date him, Charlene. Usually I have to pay for my respect.

  5. "Son, from the day I met you, we didn't always see eye to eye, but since then I've really grown to respect you. And unlike love, respect can't be bought".. Homer J. Simpson

  6. I disagree. I think Crumple Crumple is the sound a Kleenex makes when you wad it up to toss in the trash. Alone.

  7. Crumple crumple is the sound a car makes when it's being crushed in a crusher, when there's a human body in the trunk.


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